Like a boss
Then you have to deal with the police when they show up and arrest your kid cause the neighbors saw someone casing your joint and called the popo, then when they asked what the kid was up to he told them he lived there and they didn’t beleive them and he got mad like teenagers do and blam assualt on an officer, resisting arrest, attempted B and E. Damn son… should have left the door unlocked.
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
(Source: splders, via legendofphoenix)
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P