Speak friend and enter - Writing tag
Curious like a cat back from the grave

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

(via disneyprincessinwaiting)

ohlittlemoon:

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

Amory Wars would have to be like twelve hours and I’d cut out a whole day for it. Put food out on the coffee table and wear diapers. No getting up necessary

Amory Wars doesn’t even currently have enough details for the comic books themselves to make sense, let alone make a 12 hour movie.

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff


Why would a gryfindor imagine stabbing someone?

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Why would a gryfindor imagine stabbing someone?

(Source: picapixels, via kinderwhoree)

Pull the Trigger and the Nightmare Stops

My mom once thought i was suicidal cause I left this song playing before I went to work back in highschool

(Source: key-entity-number-cxvii, via redrumiv)

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(Source: mrmortymortician, via secret-heritage)

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via bitterlyagainstmadness)

rape-fetish:

So, apparently it’s Easter therefore people expect me to do things with my family. No thanks.

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

(via ohlittlemoon)

peashooter85:

Gold and silver decorated flintlock pistol crafted by Francois Peniet of Paris, late 18th or early 19th century.

(Source: littlegun.info, via babygirlinbabylon)